I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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