Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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