I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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