no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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