In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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