no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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