I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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