So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
This baby is an asshole
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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