So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Houston, we have a blender
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
