If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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