A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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