i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
nutella sex= disaster
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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