Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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