this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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