Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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