she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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