somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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