i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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