No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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