he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She bit a glass in half.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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