Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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