You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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