you're like a bully in the Christmas story
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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