Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
