just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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