All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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