Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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