He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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