I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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