I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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