dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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