I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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