Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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