That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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