On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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