Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
