return my video game
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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