no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize