I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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