you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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