David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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