don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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