Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
