Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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