okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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