Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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