Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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