im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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