Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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