She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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