just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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