is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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