Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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