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I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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