i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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